Skynet becomes self aware today!

It was only when I woke up today that the blister on my thumb from rigorous guitar practice last Friday finally disappeared.

Catalina, Arthur and Mayra's friend (see entry 4/30/10) who also knows me as "Jacob," returned to Facebook today. That means I can renew Catalina in my database.

I took a dose of Jack3d and went to the gym today to work on my pull muscles.

Mommy and I were going for Thai BBQ, but there was no parking, so we went to Elephant Bar. A few tables down, there was this white chick with long, brown hair. It was thick enough that it's probably naturally curly and perhaps straightened with straighteners. But her eyebrows were a natural frown. She was singing along to Train's Hey Soul Sister, which was amusing as her lips were that of a cock face, a term Stefanie once coined to refer to someone who sucked so much cock that the mouth took shape as such. But the white chick is in my database.

Our waitress was named Stephanie (spelled with a "ph," and not to be confused with Stephanie from Capoeira either). She too was a white chick with long, wavy brown hair loosely held back by a clipper. Her service was very prompt. She used the term "hun" quite a few times, for example when she asked my mommy, "Would you like a box for that, hun?" Ooh, I like a girl who says "hun." I could so see this waitress in my database talking to me like, "(Moaning) Do you like that, hun?" and "(Moaning) Oh yeah, hun."

[Sigh] God bless Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles, according to which Skynet was supposed to become self aware today. There were quite a few Resistance members among my friends list alone on Facebook who observed today. But all I could think about is how on Tuesday, October 14, 2009, I had a dream where I was having sex with Summer Glau.