Black Saturday

I woke up early and met up with Jon Reyes, one of my old classmates from FMA, for the first time in maybe over two years. He showed me this MMA class that his friend teaches inside this secret room in a hidden parking lot. So Cal independent pro-wrestler Nikki trains in Boxing there! And her mom stopped by to watch.

NIKKI'S TEACHER: (To Nikki's mom) She's a great person. A shitty fighter, but a great person. I'm trying to talk her out of fighting, but she wants to fight.

Our MMA class wasn't so bad. It was mostly conditioning. I didn't catch the teacher's name (I just nodded when he introduced himself). Mounts drilled: Side control, full, and north/south. Helpful tip: If on the bottom, get a knee up to prevent the person on top getting full mount.

I rolled with a guy named Alex whose accent is either Australian or South African. Cool guy, but he accidentally kneed me in the groin practicing the above mentioned helpful tip. To make a long story short, I submitted him with a rear naked choke, which I haven't done since 9/28/09!

Afterward, Jon and I reviewed some FMA while evaluating our options. Apparently, that deadbeat of a FMA instructor, our former Guro, was starting fights at bars to get Jon to "test" out his skills. Jon's guilt over hurting innocent drunks led him to quit.

I took mommy to pick up her car from the shop and then ate at Rubio's afterward. I tried their shrimp tacos. They were bomb. I overheard some lady come in and ask for Lizet, the light-skinned jackoffable Latina brunette. The manager said she's in Las Vegas with family. This cashier named Olivia was clocking out. I've caught her checking me out before, but never looked at her twice. This time, however, her acne is starting to clear up and she looks aight with her shades on her head, pulling her hair back. Hmm ...

At the mall, Jazz wasn't working at Red Robin. Boo. But the substitutes in my database, the power duo of Georgia and Leah at Hot Topic, were working. Leah's red streaks have faded to pink, but they can pass as intentional.

I took a dose of Jack3d and worked out my push muscles at the gym. Danny at the front desk said the gym would be open all Easter. Score. Iam and Victor stopped by. It was the first time all three of us were working out at the same time in months. I knew I had to calm down when I was trying to do modified jackknife twists ... and it felt like I pulled an abdominal muscle! Almost.

I fired up the porn and busted a #3 to ... just to try something new, I guess, that cashier Olivia from earlier.