I was wearing my Lyoto Machida shirt when at UFC 129 Machida knocked out Hall of Famer Randy Couture with of all things a - wait for it, wait for it - 1984 The Karate Kid style Crane Kick! I ran down the street to Great Earth to tell fellow Martial Arts purist Yoh ... only to find that the store had relocated. So I called him instead.
Arthur's (my Birthday twin) friend Ivan whom I've only met once exactly last year at our Birthday then (see entry 4/30/10) recognized me on the street. Being reminded of how cool he is made me feel awkward about busting a #3 to his baby's mama Catalina. Darn it. But in all fairness I didn't think I'd ever seem him again and it was Catalina who tracked me down on Facebook (and an offhand comment from Arthur and Mayra about how she thought I was funny). Ivan invited me to Arthur's bachelor party at a strip club later, but I really wasn't in the mood for blue balls.
However, Ivan's uncle was talking to this blond chick named Andrea (not to be confused with the brunette Andrea whom I've busted a #3 to before). My Machida shirt got me some play.
BLOND ANDREA: What is [Machida]?
RYAN: He's from Brazil but he's of Japanese descent.
She's so in my database. I sprinted to the Americana after the fights to meet up with cousins Andree, Janine and Jillian to watch Fast Five featuring newcomer to the franchise Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Holy crap, I haven't nergasm'd like that over an action movie ever. And post-credits surprise ending: Michelle Rodriguez's character who supposedly died in the previous Fast and Furious is alive! Cue the sequel!
Coincidentally, old high school classmates Rez (fellow Spartacus: Blood and Sand fan and whom I've seen at Millennium Dance Complex), his brother Kenny, John E, his brother Ben, and Mark Y were there. Yay.
I went home, fired up the porn, and busted a #3 to that blond Andrea from earlier.
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