Stealth

The treadmill at the gym says I burned 300.9 calories at 3.11 miles over half an hour.

At the mall, I did reconnaissance to make sure there were no employees at Teavana who would recognize me before drinking most of their free samples of all their teas. Again.

Then, despite failing eyesight, I spotted my stalker from a mile away - it's probably the ridiculous blond streak job that gives her away - on her way back to work at Hot Topic. I stealthily sidestepped behind a pillar.

At Barnes & Noble, that ethnically ambiguous Monica definitely looks a lot better in her glasses doing the Smallville's Lois Lane look. She's back in the database.

Mommy brought sushi home and I ended the night with some good quality TV in The Ultimate Fighter.