Today is the Birthday of Ariana, someone I knew in college. So I tracked her down on Facebook for old time's sake. I used to bust a #3 to her all the time when her hair was long like a hippie and brown. But her black - and sometimes shorter - hair in recent years isn't doing it for me. But I sucked it up and out of respect busted a #3 to her just because it's her Birthday.
At the Americana, this hot white chick with long, brown hair was checking out my Taylor Swift shirt and smiling at me, despite eating with a guy ... What a slut! Unless that was just a platonic friend, of course. She's in my database.
I was able to drink a bunch of free samples at Teavana again since the workers who recognize me weren't there. There was this foreign looking white chick, blond hair in a pony tail, who accidentally dropped her Jamba Juice cup and spilled her green drink everywhere.
RYAN: (Consolingly) I'm sorry about that.
She smiled at me. Ooh, pheromones directed at me. She then bent down to clean up her mess. From a different camera angle, it would've looked like she was orally copulating me.
Faith at Brookstone was the only one in the database working today. She's finally starting to look more jackoffable again as she clipped her badly cut bangs to hide them.
Tonight's WWE RAW was bomb with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson back and kicking ass.
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