Force Factor might be the next thing I buy

MARK: [Mutters something while I'm talking to Arlene.]
RYAN: What?
ERICA: [Mutters something.]
RYAN: (Approaching Mark and Erica) What?
MARK: I said, "Get that!" (Referring to Arlene.)

Chris' Birthday party last night:

• Chris and Heather bought the winter flavors of Sam Adams that I've never tried before.
• Jared was wasted as soon as I got there ... and even jokingly copped a feel ... of my groin. Whoa. And then he passed out face down on the floor as a blanket was placed over him.
• I broke the news to everyone that 4Lokos were banned that day. Heather then gave me her last 4Loko to take home. Aw.
• Explained the extent of my camera addiction with how I was once in Las Vegas and turned down a girl because my camera was broken.

TIMMY: Do I need to keep tabs on you?
RYAN: Yes.
TIMMY: At least you're honest.

I continued the tradition of taking pics next to a passed out Chris, which was previously done with Kat's boyfriend Shaun, but this year with Heather and Arlene.

TIMMY: [Arlene] likes Will.
HEATHER: She likes everybody!
RYAN: She liked me on Halloween.
HEATHER: Everyone likes Ryan! My married friend Nicky likes Ryan! [Author's note: Yay self esteem!]

Chris and Heather have a coworker named Christine who's in love with Chris brother Jason and been depressed for the past two years that he doesn't feel the same way. Christine is taller than us, half Irish and half Mexican, with blue eyes. Arlene and I were keeping her company outside. Mark walked in and walked away with the "I'm not gonna cockblock" look, probably thinking I was going for a threesome. Arlene then left us alone as Christine drunkenly told me her life story. She was then holding my hand and kissing it as Arlene watched and gave me this look that made me wonder, "What kind of [love] triangle did I just fall into?" Then Christine kissed me before she left.

RYAN: (Whispering) OK, don't make a big deal out of it. Christine kissed me.
HEATHER: WHAT?!
[Everyone looks]

I left with a bag of Heather's last 4Loko and some assorted Sam Adams beer. Got home at 4:00AM.

Today I picked up Tiwat to go to meet up at Michael's house in Simi Valley to then go to Michael's friend's place to watch UFC 123. There was some blond chick there with slightly curly hair and a cute face who's now in my database. Anyway, Force Factor might be the next supplement I buy after my boy BJ Penn, who endorses it, knocked out Matt Hughes in less than half-a-minute! Tiwat and I caught up on last night's Smallville afterward.