Dinner was with my mommy, Auntie Aida, and Uncle Mon at T.G.I.Friday's. I was just giving the waiter shit. His name was also Ryan.
RYAN (me): Do you have sweet potato fries?
RYAN (him): No, sir. Just regular fries.
RYAN: Oh. In the States there's sweet potato fries.
RYAN: I know sir. 30% of the menu has Filipino food ... [Goes on an explanation about how every international T.G.I.Friday's modifies its menu to adapt to its country's food.]
RYAN: Is the strawberry lemonade bottomless (complimentary refills)?
RYAN: No, sir. It's by the glass.
RYAN: Oh. In the States it's bottomless.
RYAN: I know, sir. But ... Blah, blah, blah...
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