I had a weird dream last night. I was in a hotel where Melanie from college was my roommate and she threw an out of control party. I walked around the lobby and tried calling 911, but they weren't responding. But then Chris Brown ran from my party and into a maze to break down in tears because his girlfriend had sex with someone. It's funny because I think he's a douchebag in real life. End of dreams.
I trained Johnny in FMA today. The agenda: Sumbrada (Fighter flow drill).
Apparently, the girl he was with yesterday, Lillian, thought I was hot.
RYAN: You should fuck her.
JOHNNY: She's annoying!
JOHNNY: I was pissed off and needed to take a walk. She offered to walk with me. But then I just got even more pissed off.
I was going to say that if he didn't hook up with his friend, then I would. But then ...
JOHNNY: She didn't always use condoms and some guy's dick was dirty and she got an infection.
... Nevermind.
JOHNNY: But she thought you were hot.
RYAN: I'm gonna embellish and tell everyone I turned down a girl because she wasn't into condoms.
Mommy made me spare ribs. I watched a little of WWE Smackdown and now it's time to head out to Gerard's shindig with some of our other Gymnastics classmates.
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