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I almost forgot that yesterday at the gas station, there was this chick filling up her white BMW SUV next to me. (Of course it's her parents' since she looks too young to afford it.) She was my same height, tan, long and wavy brown hair, short skirt, and sunglasses. I hate it when I'm trying to put a chick in my database and she's wearing sunglasses because then I have to imagine her wearing sunglasses when I bust a #3 to her. Who does that in real life? I have yet to find a porn where the chick is wearing sunglasses.

I was so distracted by her that, on an OCD note, I forgot to print out a receipt of my gas pumping. Or as kids these days would probably say, a "balancing-checkbook fail." You know, like, "(Insert incompetence here) fail."

Anyway, I went to Top Rocking class early ... But then the long ass line at the front desk made everyone late. And we were doing floor work - for example, ninja walks, sweeps - so there go my quadriceps. Enlightening fact: Knee drops are an illusion.

There was this short, white chick with a circular nose ring on the left bridge, and her curly blond hair tied up - not bottle blond, but lighter-than-usual blond. She had five-o'clock-shadow armpits with the deodorant glazed over them, but fortunately not that gross to me. I was trying to read her shirt before she changed into a red shirt ...

RYAN: What did your other shirt say?
ASHLEY: It says, "Make art. Not war." I'll show you. [Unfolds it.]

So I exchanged words with this cute chick. That's, like, verbal sex. Score! But then she's from Canada and is only here for a week. Cockblock! Urgh ... Why is it that every time I meet a cute chick in a Breakin' class, they're leaving the country? (For example, that one South African chick - see entry 1/11/11.) But at least I got her name: Ashley. So I'm happy. Being able to scream out a name makes it more fun when busting a #3. Yeah, Ashley is so in the database.

Off to the PWG show to watch the debut of former WWE Superstar Dave "Fit" Finlay. But first, maybe a quick database run at the mall.