Renaissance Faire and Manny Pacquiao versus Shane Mosley

I dressed up as a Spartacus: Blood and Sand inspired Gladiator for the Renaissance Faire, which was basically my leather shoulder armor, matching swimming trunks, and a pair of mommy's leather slippers that coincidentally matched. Eugene, Stefanie, Candice and I met up with Jun and Paul there. I got hit on/felt up/asked to take a picture with by the following:

• A teenaged looking blond chick going for a warrior princess look.
• A subtly cute brown haired chick wearing a Valkyrie helmet. She's in my database. She was being fitted for a corset by a chick that Eugene went to high school and she asked the Valkyrie, "Would you like to take a pic with the Barbarian?"
• A chick pushing a stroller who ran her fingers through my hair and said it was orgasmic.
• A blond cougar who walked up to me just to briefly say, Beautiful."
• Two blondes working at the Tickle Thy Fancy store.
• A brunette also going for a warrior princess look who exclaimed, "Jesus Christ," as she saw me.
• Some Latina woman with her family who rubbed my abs as I took a pic with her.
• A nerd who pantomimed licking my body.
• A cougar in red who felt my nipples and belly button saying she had a "belly button" fetish and then told me, "Never shave." But I'm not sure what she was talking about not shaving.
• A chick of African descent working at a more Steampunk oriented clothing store.

I did a quick database run at the mall. Jazz was working at Red Robin. I did some drive-by jerking, or discreetly reaching down my pants for a couple of victory yoinks as I walked by staring at her, pretending my penis was firing ammo.

Then rushed over to cousin Kathy's new house where the family was showing the fight between Shane Mosley and Manny Pacquiao, the latter accompanied to the ring by Jami Jameson (lead singer of Survivor) as he sang his classic hit Eye of the Tiger. I'm impressed someone there brought Sam Adams beer and I had a seasonal Irish Red instead of the uncles' usual crappy beer. And someone was mixing vodka with Nos energy drinks.

At home, I fired up the porn and busted a #3 to that chick in the Valkyrie helmet earlier today.