Free ice cream cone today at Haagen Dazs

I finally tracked down last Friday's episodes of WWE Smackdown and Smallville.

I busted a #3 to the hostess from Outback Steakhouse last night. Then I went into the mall and saw a line at Haagen Dazs, which was giving one free ice cream cone per person today.

On my way there, some chick was offering free samples outside of Lush Cosmetics. I told her, "Not my thing," but she ended up rubbing stuff on my hands anyway. Then she took me inside the store and showed me practically everything. They have a soap called "Too Drunk to Fuck." She says it helps when one has hangovers. Her name's Gaby. She's not afraid to say "shit" while on duty, for example, "[Insert verbs here] and shit."

RYAN: What does that one do? [Pointing to the "Sex in the Shower" soap.]
GABY: That's for, you know, when you're not showering alone.

That still didn't answer my question about what it does, but I nodded anyway. I might have to come back. And she's in my database. I left with a bunch of free samples before getting a free Deep Chocolate Peanut Butter on a cone.

I then came upon Johnny, my current FMA student, outside of Carl's Jr. And then my stalker from Hot Topic, who actually frequents that Carl's Jr, gave me her usual stare.

RYAN: (Antagonizing) Did you get your free ice cream cone at Haagen Dazs yet.
STALKER: I don't have time. [Enters Carl's Jr.]
JOHNNY: (Jokingly) But she has time to go there.

Afterward, my stalker was on her way to go to her job at Hot Topic, giving me her usual stare. Johnny thinks she's hot, but admitted her stare was menacing.

I visited Helen at Latin Lingo, still showing off my ice cream. She informed me that the Mann Theatre where we both used to work was going out of business. Before they do, I need to use their public restroom and urinated everywhere.

I ended the night with Glee.