I went to the gym to do 30 minutes of cardio for the 1st time in many months.  There's this chick at the front desk named Sue.  I busted a #3 to her only once a long time ago when my database was blanking.  She's supposed to be armenian because of her last name (ends in "ian").  But she looks more Caucasian than armo.  I guess I'd hit it, but you know my motive with armo chicks:  I'd only hit it out of spite.
Brandon called me while I was driving ...
BRANDON:  What are you doing?
RYAN:  Driving, Kelly Clarkson turned up on my radio, and talking to you on my (trying to sound gangsta) hands-free device!
BRANDON:  I knew you were going to say you were driving with Kelly Clarkson on!  That's what I love about you, man.
Went to my 2nd LSAT class.  Pop quiz.  Boo.  I forgot to mention the Viet teacher's name is Sissy!  Seriously?  Who names their kid "Sissy?"  Anyway, I think there might be one jackoffable chick named Ginger.  She mentioned she's supposed to be Asian.  She must be either half-Caucasian or an Asian who unexplainably looks more Caucasian.  There's also this Latina chick named Beatrice who might be good to go after beer-goggles.
Eugene called me after I got out, perfect timing too as I just turned on my phone.  He says he and Stef's old friend Anieszka is in their play.  They want me to be a bodyguard for her because she's getting stalked by some fans.  Eugene mentioned that Anieszka's on "Team Jacob" in terms of Twilight.  I explained to him how coincidentally I have a lot of Jacob Black references attributed to me.
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