Late last night, I was Facebook stalking when I finally managed to find Jazz's profile on Facebook! Do you have any idea what this means? It means I can now reinforce the database in between renewing the database! God I'm glad I can bust a #3 again now that Lent is over! (Never again am I giving that up.)
I burned 490.9 calories in the distance of 4.58 miles, according to the treadmill, at the gym.
I visited Brian at the GNC to apologize for missing his Birthday, which I just remembered today. I arrived at the end of Iam's shift. Iam was doing dumbbell (15 lbs.) forearm curls, 7 sets of 40 reps, nonstop on each arm.
BRIAN: I went to the strip club for my Birthday. All the strippers could smell weed on me. This Asian stripper took me to the back for a lap dance, made me rub hand sanitizer on my hands, and then let me touch her breasts and finger her.
Sweet. Then he updated me on Mario.
BRIAN: Mario has been going to Mexico for the past few weeks where he fucks this stripper without a condom. He says she likes him because he's American, but she has a kid and some head issues. She even calls his house! I have no idea why he would give her his number!
RYAN: So why is he fucking her with no condom?
BRIAN: I have no idea.
RYAN: So Mario is the Emmanuel of sex.
(Joke: That annoying kid Emmanuel has the worst reputation for stubbornness.)
BRIAN: Yup, he's the Emmanuel of sex!
RYAN: And we're just the Emmanuel of drinking alcohol.
BRIAN: [Laughs] Yup, we're just the Emmanuel of drinking.
I studied my LSAT lessons for the rest of the day.
I was trying to make plans with Tiwat to hang out since he goes to jail tomorrow, but he never called me back.
I ended the night with American Idol and The Ultimate Fighter.
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