"This is not the future my [friend] warned me about."

First of all, I've been procrastinating to debut The Quarter-Life Crisis Chronicles.  I turned a quarter-century old on May 1.  I'm 31 days into my Quarter Life Crisis.  But first, I need to get into the gym now.  My membership expires tomorrow, technically 30 minutes from now, and I haven't paid yet.  I just needed to have a post up before June, which starts technically 30 minutes from now.

I'll be back.