I was at Hot Topic for the first time since being back. There was this chick working there who's apparently been there for a while, but I never noticed her.
CHICK: Did you used to have blond [streaks]?
RYAN: Yeah, I did.
CHICK: Oh, [your red streaks] look nice.
Translation: I wanna bang you to vicariously bang your nice hair.
Now that I think about it, she's not ugly. And of course if only this was a porn flick, she would've accidentally said what she was thinking out loud, cheezy dialogue about hair would've brought us to the backroom, and bow chicka wow wow. But nooo. In this real life, all I said was, "Thank you."
I went down to the Halloween store to see if they were hiring. The manager is this redhead with tattoos on her rear delts. She's in my database.
I had an uncontrollable urge to take a nap at 5:00PM. I woke up at 9:00PM. I then woke up my mommy who's also jet lagged. The only place open for dinner was In-N-Out.
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