Kimura!

RYAN: Monster Massive this Saturday. Can't wait to dry hump every chick there.
ANDRES: That's what I'm talking about! We should bring condoms.

I showed up to Capoeira today. It was Brazilian Jujitsu day, though. The class is growing. Those present: Andres, the 2 Jesses, Gabriel, Louis, Diana, Ian, and Justo (who just returned after months of laziness). But there were 3 new students, all girls: Brenda, Tanya and Chelsea. The dudes purposely ran slowly during laps so that they could check them out from behind. So we finally got to see Brenda - whom Andres tried to pick up on through text messaging ... except he accidentally sent it to us! Freakin' embarrassing! (see 10/23/09 entry)

RYAN: Yeah, so I think you had the wrong number ...
ANDRES: Ok, fine, why's everyone giving me shit about that.

(sigh) The good vibe of training was interrupted by some douchebag named James, whom naive Diana invited. James has been practicing Judo for a year-and-a-half. 1) He didn't wanna do our exercises, complaining about some injury. 2) He kept insisting if he could grapple with somebody before he had to leave for his 7:00 Judo class. Andres sent Jesse II, Gabriel and I to teach him a lesson. There was only 1 problem: I felt like shit today.

I went 1st. The 145-pound loser didn't even have a submission on me, but I verbally tapped because I gassed out. Gabriel went next. The douchebag got a dirty choke on Gabriel. Jesse II then took him to time limit. Finally, Andres came by and locked him in an armbar. After he left, Andres gave a lecture on how that douchebag was a douchebag and we proceeded to talk shit about said douchebag. I then bullied Diana for inviting him. Diana, like a ditz, said, "You're just mad 'cause he got all of you." Oh that's it. I'm choking out Diana next grappling day. AND if the douchebag visits again when I'm 100%, I swear to fucking God I'm making him tap out.

Good news: I submitted Justo with a kimura while he was in my "guard" (that's when I have my legs wrapped around the opponent; and get your mind out of the gutter). 1st time ever doing a kimura!

Then went to the gym to do all calisthenics.